Just a girl with a bulldog that: is kinda random, likes to bake, plays kickass kickball, tries to be healthy, gives in to procrastination, is occasionally crafty, teaches little kids, hates when people lie, and loves mimosas!
Ask me anything
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The aftermath of kindergarten confetti Easter egg showdown.
4 days ago
My favorite squishy faced pup.
5 days ago
Nantahala NC love!!! It’s not a beer, but it’s not water. @stephbarnellxo @picadegallo @blosef_joes
1 week ago
Transportation or exercise? It makes me giggle! Good for him.
Alexis does dinner.
#cookingwithwine #corkcicle #mariobatalistyle #asparagusrisotto
This bird has been trying to break in for the past hour. Cooing and pecking and slamming its body into the window.
2 weeks ago
Went to pay for my coffee this morning and I found Starbursts! Thanks last night me…
Pissed bc I said words like “hungry?” and “wanna eat?”…then didn’t deliver quickly enough. Punk.
3 weeks ago
He’s so tired and his head is hanging so low, but stubborn bully refuses to lay down.
Dinosaurs hate selfies.
This is 70.
1 month ago
If my mom knew about this, she’d kill me…
My mom would kill me if she could see this…