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18

Apr

The aftermath of kindergarten confetti Easter egg showdown.

#teacherproblems
#butfirstletmetakeaselfie

The aftermath of kindergarten confetti Easter egg showdown.

#teacherproblems
#butfirstletmetakeaselfie

17

Apr

My favorite squishy faced pup.

My favorite squishy faced pup.

11

Apr

Nantahala NC love!!! It’s not a beer, but it’s not water. @stephbarnellxo @picadegallo @blosef_joes

Nantahala NC love!!! It’s not a beer, but it’s not water. @stephbarnellxo @picadegallo @blosef_joes

10

Apr

Transportation or exercise? It makes me giggle! Good for him.

#sorryimnotsorry

Transportation or exercise? It makes me giggle! Good for him.

#sorryimnotsorry

09

Apr

Alexis does dinner.
#cookingwithwine #corkcicle #mariobatalistyle #asparagusrisotto

Alexis does dinner.
#cookingwithwine #corkcicle #mariobatalistyle #asparagusrisotto

05

Apr

This bird has been trying to break in for the past hour. Cooing and pecking and slamming its body into the window.

This bird has been trying to break in for the past hour. Cooing and pecking and slamming its body into the window.

04

Apr

Went to pay for my coffee this morning and I found Starbursts! Thanks last night me…

Went to pay for my coffee this morning and I found Starbursts! Thanks last night me…

31

Mar

Pissed bc I said words like “hungry?” and “wanna eat?”…then didn’t deliver quickly enough. Punk.

Pissed bc I said words like “hungry?” and “wanna eat?”…then didn’t deliver quickly enough. Punk.

27

Mar

He’s so tired and his head is hanging so low, but stubborn bully refuses to lay down.

He’s so tired and his head is hanging so low, but stubborn bully refuses to lay down.

Dinosaurs hate selfies.

Dinosaurs hate selfies.

26

Mar

23

Mar

This is 70.

This is 70.

If my mom knew about this, she’d kill me… 
#3generations

If my mom knew about this, she’d kill me…
#3generations

My mom would kill me if she could see this… 
#3generations

My mom would kill me if she could see this…
#3generations